CrazyNess488: just saw an add on the El for a home paternity test kit...coming soon to your local walgreens/cvs. This means no more u r the dad from Maury
lunchboxbrain: @bconrick dear god no. it'd be time for a paternity test at that point.
Prettii_siss: @reeciebuttercup he got mad & said "DAT NIGGA BETTR TAKE A PATERNITY TEST 1ST" lmao
heathintake: My son got in trouble for defending Macs in his PC computer class. Love it! But still gonna order the Steve Jobs paternity test to be safe
Prettii_siss: @dEv_L0c I told dad u gotta child support letter from dat white chicc den he got mad & said "DAT NIGGA BETTR TAKE A PATERNITY TEST 1ST" lmao
parentinfo101: Mississippi Offers Free Paternity Testing http://bit.ly/13xWXr
cbrannon: Thanks to everyone for the well wishes today! With Twitter, facebook, email and texts we got tons of love. Let the paternity leave begin.
davidrinnan: feels great to be back in business. My best proposal so far since going on paternity leave :)
Jonthepants: Just gave Grady the Taco Bell Paternity Test. Result: All Galloway
talkyoshitb: #truestory I once had a case where the mother's daughter was preg by her bf. mom didn't believe her daughter & wanted a paternity test. smh
KaTRiNa2590: Just saw a "vampire" on maury....maury needs to stick to shows about paternity tests
foarbes: @SamiiJade i reckon theres a decent chance id get a match in a paternity test, which means i get his moneeey =D
dlwdillon: looked thru tons of old papers lookin for the afadavit the lawyer needs sumthin RE anth paternity guess birth cert isnt good enuf hmm
AjayTheGreatest: @frankwilliams24 nigga you on paternity! tanika's is called maternity! crazyy
AjayTheGreatest: @frankwilliams24 luckyyy youu! while tanika is depressed to be back at work haha! this your Paternity Leave! aha
