drrandpink: @whereslilly - from the future paternity tests - Senator Edwards folows a lot of people - he's so stupid - his wife-s cancer sit. sickens me
robthompson: You can expect a paternity suit from my finger FORTHWITH! http://vimeo.com/4791698
jongalloway: @kevindente At least with my last job, I wasn't convinced the company would exist if I took weeks of paternity leave.
bsimser: @lazycoder How the hell does that work? Paternity leave is paternity leave, shouldn't encroach on vacation or sick time.
lazycoder: Wow, I got to take 2 week of paternity leave and had to use vacation + sick time to get it.
mRaLiStEr: @SalioElSol08 Go On Maury. Paternity Test Episode
kevindente: @jongalloway you do realize that the state mandates a 12 week paternity option, right?
jongalloway: @kevindente Mostly just jealousy on my part. With 3 kids, I never took much paternity leave. And, yeah, sleep is for mortals.
jongalloway: @kevindente Sheesh. 2 kids, 5 weeks of paternity leave? I'm looking around for some sympathy... uh... will have to get back to you...
AdoptionHome: #Adoption French men\'s insecurity over paternity of offspring creating \'a ... - Irish Times http://bit.ly/5wuXo
CelebritySmack: Celebrity Smack Keanu Reeves Slapped With Paternity Suit: 46-year-old Karen Sala is claiming that.. http://tinyurl.com/m65amj
Ashlynkat: What would constitute the "Geraldo of wine blogging"? Interesting phrase. Conjures images of wine paternity tests :) @LENNDEVOURS
britneyfrancis: I was looking at Maury paternity episodes earlier, and this girl named her son Nazijhir, pronounced Nasir. Why couldn't it just be Nasir????
hotgazpacho: @kevindente rest assured, you're over-drawn. That's how we felt with our first. 5 week paternity leave should help, though!
MillionaireMax: RT @supersport #yourenotadiva if you're still taking paternity tests and your kid is 2 years old.
